Dress up your own jesus!!
This morning has me
relaxing at my computer...is that really a possibility? Most of my week is spent in front of a computer, navigation, reading, sending commands, emailing, communicating, ect, I can't imagine relaxing in front of it but here I am! ANYWAY - here I am, updating my blog, cruising collarme (for what I don't know) and chatting with my favorite puppy jeff when I ran across this lovely picture. This is a shot from an unknown photographer and I'm pretty certain the person that I stole this from stole it elsewhere.
Quite lovely isn't it?? I can imagine the satisfaction the Lady must feel kicking this poor male with all her FEMALE POWER. He must have been thrown at least 5 feet!
So jeff (my favorite puppy)
thought it would be a good idea to get a massage today in a rather unique way! Read below:
"I would shave my lil peepee. Write on my chest property of Ms. Payne and just above my dick have "Tiny peepee" with an arrow pointing down. I would go to a "less than legitimate" massage parlor and see what the girl's reaction would be." - PICTURES!!!!
What a fabulous idea!!
Speaking of fabulous ideas,
a few weeks ago there was a posting on fetlife for help from a sissy to guide her in giving the best blow jobs at a glory hole. We originally set up to meet at a glory hole but due to time constraints on her part she had to cancel. HOWEVER! This lovely event has been rescheduled and tonight is her lucky night!
I will be taking pictures and bringing my strap-on!!! Oh yessss, I'll be fucking her, and making quite sure she's good and ready for whatEVER cums along - Of course she wants to be forced thru blackmail to do this so she has already provided me some personal information to make sure she follows thru but just to make sure I also had her post an update to her classified ad (here at fetlife) so everyone in the community knows she's a big lying pussy if she backs out (this will make it a lot harder for her to find play partners in the future). I know the ad says "hands off" but ooo I'll be totally "hands on" consensually of course.
Keep watching for updates here at my blog or HERE at fetlife!
Additionally,
here is another reason to EAT BACON!!
Another new favorite song:
I heard this while playing Paul Oakenfolds "Perfecto Podcast" #161. A very catchy song indeed and you can check out the lyrics here.
Of course jeff the puppy
has just returned from the masseuse and this is what he had to say about his visit:
jeff puppy: So I believe I have dissappointed You Mistress.
Ms. Payne: reallllyyyyy
Ms. Payne: then dont
Ms. Payne: get back out there!
jeff puppy: I went to the massage place and I had everything written on me, and the girl just wanted no part of it. I spent most of the massage on my stomach and she hadn't seen anything yet. When I flipped over, she read everything and seemed a little freaked out.
jeff puppy: She said she just wasn't comfortable doing stuff like that, even though she offered a happy ending.
Ms. Payne: ahahahahaha!!!
Ms. Payne: now thats funny !!
jeff puppy: I left right away becuase I was soo embarrassd, was so excited to get home and tell you that I forgot to go to the store.
Ms. Payne: LOL! Well you better get to the store!!
3:19pm:
This has been an amazing day so far. That tiny dicked puppy called me up and told me all about his visit to the masseuse. I could tell he was quite embarrassed about the lil incident so I told him that he has to go back to the same place next week and see the same girl with a different message on this chest and cock. He's off to the store for ribbon. What a delightful converstion!!
I'm excited for this evening and what it brings, excited about my own growing experience, thrilled at the opportunity to visit the glory holes/theater once again. We shall see if she comes thru - she is supposed to call me to confirm at 7pm.
Enjoy your Saturday and this long weekend everyone - I'll keep you posted on all my naughty adventures!
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