Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Good Evening (edited)

I'm still trying to configure this blog to receive "mobile" posts. So far the picture tests have failed - that sucks but I'm sure I'll work it all out.

As some of you might know my first year anniversary with Niteflirt is coming up in April and I've thought of a few ideas to celebrate this event. I will be offering a .75 a minute special for all my favorite male creatures for the entire month of April in appreciation to all those fantastic calls that have contributed to my success this year. Without you there would be no Me and this is my way of thanking you, my loyal servants.

Would you like to become my art? For a measly $500 I will photograph you and turn your image into art for your eyes only. My art portrays the emasculation of the male any way I want by any means necessary (limits considered of course). Think about that then imagine masturbating to my artistic rendition of the hell you survived thru.

Payment button coming soon but you know how to get a hold of me if you just can't wait :)

Your Professional Tyrant,

The Lovely Ms. Payne

Monday, February 25, 2008

Good Evening...

Tonight I'll be wrapping it up around 10pm and will be up again bright and early at 6am (Pacific Standard Time). In the event you would like to chat with me in the morning then by all means schedule an appointment!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Good Morning!

Yep, today is going to be one of "those" days I can tell. Wish me some luck and tribute me some coffee please, I'm gunna need it :)


Thank you,

Ms. Payne
Your Professional Tyrant

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Good Morning!

Last week was pretty darn busy for me and this weekend looks like there's more of it.
Today I'll be attending a leadership workshop with my girlfriend Rissa (the beautiful blond Goddess). I'm thinking that I'll be having lunch downtown as well so my availability may be later than usual.

Wish me luck and tribute me some coffee please, I'm going to need it :)

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Thank you,

Ms Payne
Your Professional Tyrant

Monday, February 4, 2008

Last but not least...

------ Original Message ------
From: sleepyguy1
Sent: 2/4/2008
Subject: Re: Question

Do you do hypnosis?



Unfortunately not. I enjoy clear and active consensuality in my partners - kiss :)

p.s....

I should have known...

that yesterday was a holiday for phone sex workers! I can understand what the attraction is to Super Bowl Weekend. You get to watch grown men wrestle and grope each other over one tiny ball; now who would give up such fun :)

As you know I'm updating my website and I'm thinking about including a "pay for my lifestyle" section. So with that being said I'd like to discuss my lifestyle for a moment.
I'm a busy woman.
I am committed to my own personal level of excellence.
I wake up at 7:30am and go to bed around 9pm or so.
I am athletic and I specifically use a treadmill, ellipsis , stairmaster as well as a combination of weights as my method to maintain my health.
I hate to drive, do not own a car and use mass transit or zipcar (if needed) to get around our fair city.

Things that make life conveniant for me are my cell phone (Blackberry), bus tickets and my zipcar account. Oh yes I almost forgot, having the ability to run a block and a half to catch the bus without gasping for breath is conveniant for me (oddly enough).

There you have it so now you know what to expect and also know a little bit more about me so plan accordingly. Now don't you think that was much better than that twelve year old crap you've been reading?

Thank you,

Ms. Payne
Your Professional Tyrant