Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Good Evening (edited)

I'm still trying to configure this blog to receive "mobile" posts. So far the picture tests have failed - that sucks but I'm sure I'll work it all out.

As some of you might know my first year anniversary with Niteflirt is coming up in April and I've thought of a few ideas to celebrate this event. I will be offering a .75 a minute special for all my favorite male creatures for the entire month of April in appreciation to all those fantastic calls that have contributed to my success this year. Without you there would be no Me and this is my way of thanking you, my loyal servants.

Would you like to become my art? For a measly $500 I will photograph you and turn your image into art for your eyes only. My art portrays the emasculation of the male any way I want by any means necessary (limits considered of course). Think about that then imagine masturbating to my artistic rendition of the hell you survived thru.

Payment button coming soon but you know how to get a hold of me if you just can't wait :)

Your Professional Tyrant,

The Lovely Ms. Payne

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